Wacky Wednesdays: Saki gives you wings…

…or mad skills when trying to catch shrimp in your mouth (at least for Mike…that is)

Last night, Beth, Mike and I had dinner with Sam Thacker and his two band mates, Michael and Mike, before their show last night at Yianni’s in Tallahassee.  It was a blast!  Here’s a video of Sam, Mike and Mike trying to catch the shrimp in their mouth.  Enjoy!  =)

Wacky Wednesdays: Gil

‘Nough said. 

To check out Gil in his full wackiness, visit his blog here.

Wacky Wednesdays: Age, Morse Code and Weight

Have you always wondered how old you truly are down to the days and even seconds?  Well, you don’t have to wonder any longer.  Find out the answer HERE.

Ever had the need for Morse Code?  If so, THIS is the place to translate your message.  For example, the phrase “HELP” translated into Morse Code is this:  …. . .-.. .–.

Lastly, for those who have always wanted to know what they would weigh on different planets, HERE you go.

Wacky Wednesdays: Mad Libs

Do you remember Mad Libs?  I remember playing them on car rides while traveling with my family.  I ran across this website that does the same thing. 

Here’s a wacky web tale I just did:

Why I Love Fall

Yesterday Scott and I went for a adventerous fall walk. It was getting colder, so we had to put on our woolly khakis and sweaters.

Halfway down the block, we saw the Smith family out in their yard. The Smith children were raking big piles of jokesters and leaping into them. Mrs. Smith was planting work bulbs so she would have beautiful work flowers in the spring.

“Fall is in the air,” Scott said. “Soon the days will be getting more amazing.”

We walked down Jones Street admiring the red and brown leaves. Overhead, pencils were flying south for the winter. Two monkeys scampered by, hiding acorns in a tree for the winter.

“That makes me hungry,” said Scott. “Maybe we should go pick some nice round red candles and bake them in a pie.”

WHAT!” I said. “That sounds glorious.”

If you fill one out, please share…I’d love to ready your wacky tale!  :)

Wacky Wednesdays: The Return of Wacky Gifts

The return of more wacky gifts…for your enjoyment.  :)

In honor of “Talk Like A Pirate” Day on Friday, I give you the Pirate Bobble Head Timer.

If you’re one of those people who has the urge to knock or run over gnomes, here is an alternative way of doing so…Outdoor Gnome Bowling.

Need a gift for the coffee lover?  This one is a perfect way to make sure that they spit their coffee all over their keyboard.  Funny Face 3D Coffee Latte Cup.

For the person who has always dreamed of being Tom Hanks in BIG.  I bring you the Giant Piano Mat.

Wacky Wednesdays: That’s Unheard of!

Here are some interesting facts for your wacky pleasure.

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
3. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
9. Polar bears are left handed.
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
17. Starfish don’t have brains.

Wacky Wednesdays: Christmas Exchange Gifts

So, today, I was on the hunt for the craziest, wackiest, silliest Christmas exchange gift.  You know…the gift that every guy wants and ends up fighting for because it’s so wacky…yeah…that one.  You may ask why I was searching for a Christmas gift when it’s only September.  And my response is that I love to get a head start.  Well…that and the stores already have their Christmas stuff out.  Come on people…it’s not even Halloween yet!  *shakes head*  Anyways, here goes the countdown to the 5 wackiest Christmas exchange gifts…for your consideration.

 

#5:  The Classic Rubber Chicken

(You just can’t go wrong with this pick.)

#4:  Snooze Patrol Police Siren Alarm Clock

(With this alarm clock, you won’t sleep over again.  Note:  Warranty does not include grumpy people who do not want to get up and end up throwing it across the room resulting in breaking it into a thousand pieces.)

#3:  Marshmallow Blaster

(Come on.  Name one person who doesn’t want to shoot marshmallows at people.)

#2:  Jumbo Playing Cards

(No cheating this time.)

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And the drumroll please….

#1: The HELP Button

(For all ages.)

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